I need to be honest right now. I’m not a fan of animals. It’s a complex issue that I’d rather not discuss but I needed to make it known. That being said, I fucking love this cat I found last night wandering through a store in Harlem. I mean HELLO look at that cat. I sent the pic to multiple people and all of them were confused because…I do not like animals. Also props to Miranda for that gentrifiCATion pun lololol. Later in the night (early in the morning?) at some club in meatpacking my friend found me sipping on my vodka, bopping to the music, and staring at this picture. She yelled “stop looking at that cat!”. This is not normal. This is not okay. Nothing makes sense and everything is broken?