Your mom is listening to Parachute by Future featuring R. Kelly
Things that Facebook tells me that I don’t really want to know?
Things that Facebook tells me that I don’t really want to know?
Miranda: “I’m gonna die alone.”
Me: “I hope I die alone.”
United Farm Workers co-founder Dolores Huerta received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Barack Obama today. Said the president, ”Dolores was very gracious when I told her I had stolen her slogan, Si, se puede. Yes, we can. Knowing her, I’m pleased that she let me off easy— because Dolores does not play.”
Amazing.
(via blackamazon)
I’m always impressed by what Jolene and I can convey via text concerning our unhinged feelings about men. The pattern is as follows:
Her: He likes me!
Me: Yay!
Her: Is it all in my head?
Me: No. [logical explanation as to why it’s not a delusion.]
Her: I’m so over it.
Me: Why? [super logical…
Trying to visualize how to get it right but my vision’s so blurry
Trying to slow it down, stay close to the ground but we’re always in a hurry now
And if I could make this world stand a little slower then I would
Then we could grow a little closer, I think we’re getting closer
I think we’re getting closer…
Listening to this song 50 times in one day=my entire mental state right now.
(via losmadden)
Jolene in a crisis via gchat (via ponytailtime)
She didn’t leave. Thank god.
-A question that I will be pondering throughout the day.